Bitch and game

Long story cut short because I wanna read up something about my work!

So I told him that he can no need meet me because I thought I could have eaten earlier because CIBAI my face go play puasa from 8:15am till 4:45pm! Tak makan 8.5 hours loh! Hihi! Thus I also need to report that I only spent Rm2 for travelling using my beloved PUTRA line LRT, RM3.50 for dinner and RM2.60 for banana! -Which I purposely said it out loud: I want it huge, I want it hard, and I suspected that I made one bitch walking before us started talking about what dragon and phoenix are supposed to be together and what if two phoenix end up together. Okay I got rational punya okay! I swore that she could hear me saying that kinky statement and she did pusing her CIBAI face to look at me 2-3 times! If HEBI is not beside me, I already started saying something extremely provoking like: Honey ah! You know why I like guys ah? Because some girls don’t only have CIBAI down there, but the face also looked like CIBAI! Pity them niah! But then I guess even my uni gang punya lelaki cannot tahan me saying that. Hihi!

Wah… I can really bitch ah? Well, I am bitch of the bitch mah! LOL

Back to the story, he sat down and looked abit annoyed. I tried to main-main play teasing game with him. And he did the same thing. In the end, I gave up and I said sorry to him like child: Okay lah, I always got defeated by you de, pulp lips L

He smiled! Priceless smile Haha!

Why he did to me, making me melt on the spot leh?

1. He asked if he can touch me. I said okay. He picked the jagung bits- which he bought for me- from the side of my mouth. Not sure if it is related the previous event where I told him I saw this girl wiping off sweat from the forehead of his handsome boyfriend J I got abit stunned.

2. I said I wanna pinjam his recycle bag to isi the banana. After a while, he moved his beloved new book from the recycle bag into an envelope (inside got the PTPTN documents one, pretty thick lo!) and gave the recycle bag to me, without speaking a thing. My heart smiled J

3.  He teman me walked the many-many people pasar malam like orang gila, because I wanna buy banana niah. But okay kan? After meal better walk walk or else become fat de loh J

He told me initially he wanna go to gym de. But because of me, he came. 

In the morning I did indicate that I could be having dinner earlier so that the I dun get screwed by hydrochloric acid from the stomach, but then puasa macam no feel- because 8 hours or so niah! Eventually I went jogging lagi, so I text him asking if he got off from work. 

Me: See loh, if got yuen fen (faith in Mandarin), I meet u at Waisekkai (a hawker center dekat SS2) lah J

HEBI: I think no yuen fen ald de lah. Because yuen fen is not keep waiting it…have to go achieve one… today u tak achieve, so tak ada lo. *I took some moment to understand his broken English…

Me: Oh I will be there at 8pm lah! If ur going there, then see u then.

Eventually he replied like abit sudah-sounded-abnormal, pretty open-ended response. So I thought may be won’t be seeing him ald lah. Mana tau when I was choosing the lauk-pauk for my dinner, he stood beside me, half smiling half angry abit, I am not sure which was which, saying in abit bo-syok tone: Oh now you purposely duwan see me lah? And he went away. I was puzzled. I thought he marah marah and went back home ald after tak reply message.

So we sat down… drama abit… and kinky balik… then I kissed him, before letting him go home J

So here is my I-also-no-idea-what-am-doing story. Yeah, WTF right! Saat drama, saat sweet balik. I am positive now…